A Blogger’s Lord’s Prayer by Andrew Jones

by Christine Sine
Andrew Jones

Andrew Jones

I first came across the following prayer from this church on alternative Lord’s prayers. It is attributed to Kiwi blogger, Andrew Jones.

Our Father who lives above and beyond the dimension of the internet,

Give us this day a life worth blogging,

The access to words and images that express our journey with passion and integrity,

And a secure connection to publish your daily mercies.

Your Kingdom come into new spaces today,

As we make known your mysteries,

Posting by posting,

Blog by blog.

Give this day,

The same ability to those less privileged,

Whose lives speak louder than ours,

Whose sacrifice is greater,

Whose stories will last longer.

Forgive us our sins, For blog-rolling strangers and pretending they are friends,

For counting unique visitors but not noticing unique people,

For delighting in the thousands of hits but ignoring the ONE who returns,

For luring viewers but sending them away empty handed,

For updating daily but repenting weekly.

As we forgive those who trespass on our sites to appropriate our thoughts without reference,

Our images without approval,

Our ideas without linking back to us.

Lead us not into the temptation to sell out our congregation,

To see people as links and not as lives,

To make our blogs look better than our actual story.

But deliver us from the evil of pimping ourselves instead of pointing to you,

From turning our guests into consumers of someone else’s products,

From infatuation over the toys of technology,

From idolatry over technology

From fame before our time has come.

For Yours is the power to guide the destinies behind the web logs,

To bring hurting people into the sanctuaries of our sites,

To give us the stickiness to follow you, no matter who is watching or reading.

Yours is the glory that makes people second look our sites and our lives,

Yours is the heavy ambience,

For ever and ever,


I think that we can learn so much from reflecting on alternative renditions of the Lord’s prayer like this.  You may also like to check out these other alternative renditions of the Lord’s prayer that I have posted in the past:

The Lord’s Prayer – An Adaptation – written by the Society of the Sacred Heart

The Lord’s Prayer – How Should We Say It?

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1 comment

Dianne August 10, 2012 - 12:12 pm

well said. thanks for sharing.

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